Funny Friday | Hilarious 911 Calls



23 thoughts on “Funny Friday | Hilarious 911 Calls

  1. Oh my goodness! Equally painful and funny. And yes, though the events of last week are still on my mind, and events all over in fact, the laughter (and the music for me of course!) go on. Happy Friday my friend!

          1. Winging it is always good. We hardly ever go to movies anymore. By the time we get there we say, eh…do I really want to sit for two hours after having paid a ridiculous amount just to get in when we can watch it at home and without people chatting away lol. Hope you do something fun at some point anyway.

          2. I can’t remember the last time I’ve been to the movies but I think it was when the very first Hobbit came out. I prefer watching movies at home as well..too darn expensive and crowded most of the time. However, I don’t mind going every now and again just to get out of the house.

          3. Last one I saw was the third installment of The Hobbit. I could deal with the cost if we only did it occasionally but like life itself, people are just ruder these days and I dislike having to share the dialogue in the movie with the dialogue from 3 aisles over lol. My wife goes a bit more than I do with friends usually.

    1. I think I died and came back to life when that guy called in asking how much Marijuana he could grow legally. I listened to that maybe 6 times and burst out laughing each time. The lady that called in for cigarettes was pretty hilarious too. “I need some cigarettes!” Lmbo

  2. Dear, oh dear, oh dear! This was hilarious! I think I liked the guy breaking in and taking a shower the best. “I broke into someone’s house and they just came home.” OMG. He’ll go far in life, won’t he! And calling to ask how much growing marijuana will get him in trouble. Hahahaha! I seriously hope this is not the future of our country, lol!!

    1. The guy in the shower was a piece of work, wasn’t he? The home owner and intruder were on the phone with 911 at the same time! Boy, I would have given anything to had been able to take that dispatch call!! lol

  3. Oh.My.Word. Some peoples children need a slap in the head for common sense, lol. Thanks for the laughs. Have a great weekend Tasha. Carrie, A Mother’s Shadow

    1. Some of these were a bit much, weren’t they? I couldn’t believe what I was hearing most of the time. That’s what made it so funny! Hey you enjoy the weekend as well…or are able to at least. We’ll chat soon enough!

    1. Lol, right. I didn’t realize it was illegal to call the police if you don’t get what you pay for though…not that I would do it but if I pay money for something and don’t recieve it I certainly know not to dial 911.

      1. I know!! I thought the same. I was surprised to hear some of them spent time in jail for making the 911 call. Make sense to have a big punishment for that since there are real emergencies out there that should not be taken lightly.

  4. OMG! Calling 911 for the horrible Chinese food? LOL That’s horrible! Or a date? What’s wrong with people? Growing marijuana? And you don’t think that your call is being recorded? People are insane!!! Crazy! This is silly and really sad. What the heck? People amaze me, don’t they amaze you???? LOL

    1. I know, Nikki!! These calls were hilarious just for the simple fact, who does that? The marijuana call had me rolling over in laughter…and the tears were soon to follow!!! Thanks for having a laugh with me! 😀

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